unwillingcalamity | IC CONTACT: MOSTLY HARMLESS

IC CONTACT: MOSTLY HARMLESS

"Hello! You've reached Chihaya! I'm not here right now, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you the moment I have a chance! Thank you and have a good day!"

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[Yeah, you just stay over there doggy. Seto follows Chihaya and stares at the plate.]

Toast? What is it?

[Chihaya blinks for a second. Although used to Seto's questions, and always happy to answer, he's having a bit of trouble explaining just what toast is]

Well... it's bread that's been heated up until it's a bit dry. You can put stuff on it too! My favorite is jelly.

[He ponders this... maybe it'd be better to show him?]

[Chihaya picks up and holds the plate out for Seto to try]

Here! Eat a little bit and see if you like it.

[Considering he will eat anything, the description of dry bread doesn't bother him one bit. It doesn't look like anything is growing on it either.]

Alright.

[He tears off a small piece and pops it in his mouth.]

It tastes good.

Doesn't it? It's a nice snack!

My favorite is chocolate, though!

Huh? Chocolate...toast?

[He tears off a bigger piece this time to eat.]

Oh, no! Just chocolate in general!

[He takes a second to think about that, though...]

...It'd be pretty neat if chocolate toast existed.

[Seto takes the piece he was picking at. There's not much left since he started eating it.]

...Couldn't you just put chocolate on it?

[Chihaya blinks... this idea is revolutionary!]

Maybe... if I melt the chocolate and spread it like butter...

Um...I can try to make you some if you want. All you need is a fire to melt chocolate, right?

[Do you dare let him, Chihaya?]

[OH HE DARES]

That... sounds like a good idea, actually.

Okay! I'll try my best.

[The kitchen will be remembered fondly.]

[I'll get the bagpipes]

Be careful, okay?

I will. Don't worry.

I'll wait over here!

Okay.

[Once Chihaya's out of the way, he gets to work on melting the chocolate. Said chocolate being candy bars he was carrying around in his bag. Don't mind the noises. It's totally fine.]

A-Are you okay in there, Seto?

Uh...Yeah, I'm okay.

[Well trying to melt it on the stove didn't work. Poor Chihaya's pan. Plan 2! Microwave.]

S-Seto... I smell something burning...

Are you sure you don't need my help?

[How many matches does he have left? He never bought anymore after coming here because he had so many on Earth. How big would the fire have to be?

Wait Chihaya's talking.]

Um, maybe. How do you melt chocolate?

I don't really know...

[AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD IS... KIND OF NOT TALKING TO HIM]

Can't you just throw it into a pan?

[Stares at the pan for a long time.

Looks away from it.]

I don't think so.

[Finally has the sense to go into the kitchen]

[...Oh.]

[P-Poor pan]

...Oh dear.

[Pan funeral time.]

...You can use those microwave things to melt stuff, right?

I think so, yeah.

Why don't you try it out while I try and clean the pan off.

[Or... dispose of it ;w;]

Alright!

[Let him use more technology. Seto pulls a candy bar out of the wrapper, puts it in a bowl and sets it in the microwave.

Then presses some buttons and it turns on.

Wonder how long it'll be in there for.]

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