IC CONTACT: MOSTLY HARMLESS

[unwillingcalamity]

"Hello! You've reached Chihaya! I'm not here right now, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you the moment I have a chance! Thank you and have a good day!"

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[wasthanked.livejournal.com]

[How many matches does he have left? He never bought anymore after coming here because he had so many on Earth. How big would the fire have to be?

Wait Chihaya's talking.]

Um, maybe. How do you melt chocolate?

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[unwillingcalamity]

I don't really know...

[AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO WOULD IS... KIND OF NOT TALKING TO HIM]

Can't you just throw it into a pan?

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[wasthanked.livejournal.com]

[Stares at the pan for a long time.

Looks away from it.]

I don't think so.

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[unwillingcalamity]

[Finally has the sense to go into the kitchen]

[...Oh.]

[P-Poor pan]

...Oh dear.

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[wasthanked.livejournal.com]

[Pan funeral time.]

...You can use those microwave things to melt stuff, right?

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[unwillingcalamity]

I think so, yeah.

Why don't you try it out while I try and clean the pan off.

[Or... dispose of it ;w;]

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[wasthanked.livejournal.com]

Alright!

[Let him use more technology. Seto pulls a candy bar out of the wrapper, puts it in a bowl and sets it in the microwave.

Then presses some buttons and it turns on.

Wonder how long it'll be in there for.]

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[unwillingcalamity]

[Chihaya is too busy trying to scrape this charred crud off to notice]

[...And now he's trying to break the spatula he was using free]

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[wasthanked.livejournal.com]

[Seto has enough common sense to watch the chocolate go around and around. It's enough to ensure Chihaya's microwave won't end up with the same fate as that pan.]

Oh! It melted!

[Seto doesn't do anything to take it out though. Isn't there supposed to be a beep noise?]